No one asked me but I still did.
1 - When I start this kind of list, my memory disappear.
2 - I reallly love bizarre europpean movies, that kind of movie who no one understand, and everybody hates, with 15 minutes scenes without dialogs. That kind of movie with so hermetic metaphors wich we have to watch at least 3 times to understand.
3 - I hate difficult games. I hate chess, cards, magic, or any game witch I must to think logically or numericly. I hate PCgames witch t I must to have manual dextery and shot something. In the matter of facts I hate do effort to do something. My life is a nightmare every day, and when I play I want some funny and easy thing to enjoy.
4 - No, I'm not stupid. I'm intelligent. I'm rather nerd, by the way. I just don't like to lose my time. Fuck off.
5 - I devore books. When I take the bus I chose the one with a longer circuit just to read in it. I usualy walk by empty and calm streets just to read when I walk. When I'm in a waiting-room if I don't have a book in my hand, I get insane.
6 - I'm ok with paradoxes. I understand them. More precisely, I think they are the secret of the life (did ya noticed that? I'm the guy who knows the secret of the life, universe and anything...). I'm too much spiritualized to an atheist. But I'm too much skeptic to an religious guy. When someone asks in what I believe, or my oppinion about life, universe and everything I never give a precise answer. Because for me, a precise answer about this kind of things is just supidity.
7 - The 3 most delicious things on the universe: In 3rd place, coffee. In 2nd place, chocolate. The 1st one everybody knows.
8 - I'm kidding, there are million of things most better then coffee and choclolate. But the 1st place is still a unamimity.
9 - I love cats. You cannot trust people who hate them.
10 - I don't like to go to party to dance. For me do this, I must to be folloied with very very amusing folks, or the music must be umbelievebly excellent, or must be under a confluence of cosmic energies, or I must have really really drunk (or a combination of this factors).
11- When I hang out I like to drink a beer in a ber/pub/bridge. Bridges on the sunset are particularly great.
12 - I hate to use clothes. But I wear them to don't have problems with the law.
13 - What every Man (with capital M) in our society must know?
Cars and
soccer, right? Sorry, humanity, I know shit about it. I have no idea what the difference between a beetle and a porsche, and I have no ideia for for what a ball serves. But if you want to discuss about the impact of the 1st decades of Industrial Revolution on contemporary society lets get some beer in a bridge and talk.
14 - I told you, I'm a nerd.
15 - I don't like birthday cakes.
16 - I love jelly. Colored jelly. Pudim with jelly. Jelly with jelly. Jelly jelly jelly.
17 - I hate anything with artificial strawberry flavor. But I love strawberries. Reals strawberries forever!
18 - The fruit I most like is watermellon. One day I'll build a temple dedicated to the Watermellon God (he must be a giant red fat lazy god). By the way, I have a theory: the universe balance depends of the existence of strawberries and watermelons. They are opposites, did you notice that? Strawberries are red outside, with seeds outside. Watermelons are red inside with seeds inside. I someone exterminate completely one of this fruits, the hole existence will disappear.
when I'll remember another ones, I'll add
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* insert an appropriate word in the [ ]. Can be
silly,
stupid,
strange,
useless or other, by choice. But I discourage to use names of vegetables.
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